Grilled Burger In My Pants Pocket

Finding a $20 bill in your pants pocket is one of the best feelings in the word. Hell, even a buck or two is nice. Well my wife and I had the food equivalent of that today.

We went to a paper supply company at lunchtime to look for party invitation envelopes. Little did we know, on this very day, the store was throwing a customer appreciation party. They were grilling burgers, hot dogs and Louisana Hot Links with all the fixings. I planned on buying a quick bite to eat after we did our shopping, but that was not necessary. Instead of finding unexpected money, I found an unexpected hamburger with lettuce, pickles, ketchup and mustard.

Thank you Kelly Paper!